How to Find a Life Partner (Part 1)

1. Please do be presentable.

There's nothing worse than a guy with oily-looking, unkempt hair and smelling like salted fish. Or a girl who compromises on everything she wears (or doesn't wear), to get his attention.

2. Focus on the person, be interested in her/him.

But don't overdo it. It's scary when you so want to make a good impression that you're flattering complimenting her on everything from her Armpits to her Zits.

3. Be careful about asking so many questions that she begins to think you are plain nosey (in other words do not bring your checklist "What I'm looking for in a girl"). You do not want to sound like some kind of Private Investigator, querying about any and everything like you want to make sure you have not left any leaf stone unturned.

3. Make slow moves. If you're all bug-eyed and desperate, you may look like you're out looking for a wife .....bugs.

When all you're thinking about is whether that person is the right one, it will show. And it will scare the daylights out of her.





4. Be open. Sometimes the right person may not look anything like what you envisioned. So keep your eyes open.






5. And if someone has caught your eye, stay calm. Just keep being friendly, stay in contact so that your name will keep popping up. Do not throw yourself at him, but stay a cordial distance to give him space to discover you.

6. And, like they (not I) say, let Nature take her course.


Cos Nature is what Nature does.





(All bird photos were taken at Kuala Lumpur Bird Park and none were photoshopped cos I don't know how to. Photo of plaque was taken at a cafe.)


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